Happy Hatpire

papercut art and things like that

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Thank you! I’m glad I’m not the only person opposed to going to movies/concerts/loud restaurants when I don’t know someone.

Although to be fair, going to a movie with someone I don’t really know helps me to judge them mercilessly as a human being. By which I mean:

If you speak to me during the movie then I am disregarding your entire existence.

No talkie during movie.

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i’ve watched miss congeniality too many times.

Alternatively, meeting up for coffee at a little local shop and taking it from there. Or going to a haunted corn maze and run amok getting lost for a while. Or going to a convention and geeking out. Or even just sitting outside in the cool air eating pizza and drinking beer.

No movies or concerts or anything though if I don’t know someone, I like to actually talk to people.

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Mythology Asks

Anubis:
How do you feel about death?
Atum:
What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet:
Do you have any cats?
Hathor:
What brings you joy?
Horus:
What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris:
Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra:
Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth:
Do you like to read/write?
Arawn:
What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran:
How is your health?
Brighid:
Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos:
What is your favorite animal?
Danu:
What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan:
What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen:
What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon:
Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi:
What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya:
Have you ever been in love?
Freyr:
Do you have any children?
Hœnir:
Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn:
How old are you?
Loki:
What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin:
What is your family like?
Thor:
Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree:
What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite:
What do you think of yourself?
Ares:
Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena:
Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo:
Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus:
Do you drink?
Hades:
Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate:
Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes:
Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon:
Are you a moody person?
Zeus:
Are you a confident person?
Jupiter:
Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto:
Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna:
Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars:
Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva:
Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine:
Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus:
Do you have a job?
Venus:
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta:
Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Morpheus:
Do you daydream often? Of what?

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hockpock asked: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck (if a wood chuck could chuck wood?) Also what's your favorite date.

About as many nuns as a nunchuck chucks (if a nunchuck could chuck nuns).

Favorite date? That’s a weird question.

If I had to choose, I guess I’d choose October 21, 2015.

Yeah. That’s a good date.

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vexingvendibles:

Hello everyone!
I’ve completed all of my DashCon orders, they should all be on their way to their destinations now. So!
In light of that, commissions are open again. 
I need at least $250, $300 being the desired amount, to cover the gap that the warranty on my car won’t cover. (Carmax is sweet like that.) Because, long story short, my car’s exhaust system has a leak somewhere and is leaking CO2 fumes in to my car. I use my car to get to work and school every day. I also use my car to transport my puppy, and this is a huge problem and health risk to him. :(
So! Commissions are open!
If you can dream it, I can make it. If I can’t make it, I’ll tell you up front and not accept your money. It’s that simple. But I will not start your commission until it’s in my paypal.
Plushes, cross-stitch buttons, graphics for your role play blog, vector portraits, crochet ANYTHING. I can do it and well.
1.5” cross-stitch buttons :: $10Custom light switch plate (single) :: $7Custom light switch plate (double) :: $9Dice jewelry (necklace with chain) :: $10Dice jewelry (earrings) :: $10All of the above prices include $2 shipping for the item.
I’d have listed prices for crochet and vector pieces, but it all varies on what you want and sizing, since it’s all handmade actual objects.
Items are going up in my etsy over the weekend as well. Please keep your eyes peeled for listings.

Signal boost for very well made items!

vexingvendibles:

Hello everyone!

I’ve completed all of my DashCon orders, they should all be on their way to their destinations now. So!

In light of that, commissions are open again. 

I need at least $250, $300 being the desired amount, to cover the gap that the warranty on my car won’t cover. (Carmax is sweet like that.) Because, long story short, my car’s exhaust system has a leak somewhere and is leaking CO2 fumes in to my car. I use my car to get to work and school every day. I also use my car to transport my puppy, and this is a huge problem and health risk to him. :(

So! Commissions are open!

If you can dream it, I can make it. If I can’t make it, I’ll tell you up front and not accept your money. It’s that simple. But I will not start your commission until it’s in my paypal.

Plushes, cross-stitch buttons, graphics for your role play blog, vector portraits, crochet ANYTHING. I can do it and well.

1.5” cross-stitch buttons :: $10
Custom light switch plate (single) :: $7
Custom light switch plate (double) :: $9
Dice jewelry (necklace with chain) :: $10
Dice jewelry (earrings) :: $10
All of the above prices include $2 shipping for the item.

I’d have listed prices for crochet and vector pieces, but it all varies on what you want and sizing, since it’s all handmade actual objects.

Items are going up in my etsy over the weekend as well. Please keep your eyes peeled for listings.

Signal boost for very well made items!