WOAH! My name's Becky Turpin. 30/F/Pansexual

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octoberspirit:

Very scam. So trying to be sneaky. Such not refunding. Much blaming the guests.
Nice try, giant worms.

Holy crap, I thought this was a troll post but they seriously changed the name to Emoti-Con (their listing on the Indianpolis Con Center page still has their website linked as Dashcon.org).
Holy fuck. Holy crap.

octoberspirit:

Very scam. So trying to be sneaky. Such not refunding. Much blaming the guests.

Nice try, giant worms.

Holy crap, I thought this was a troll post but they seriously changed the name to Emoti-Con (their listing on the Indianpolis Con Center page still has their website linked as Dashcon.org).

Holy fuck. Holy crap.

As shared by a family member on Facebook.
THIS IS NOT A SALAD. THE MIDWEST, I’M TALKING TO YOU
Healthy?! Okay, so there’s fruit in it but look at the other stuff please
CoolWhip is disgusting if you’re gonna make this use real whipped cream
I mean don’t get me wrong, a “salad” like this was pretty much at every family gathering known to man in my childhood. They are clearly desserts though and you’ve gotta be a terrible idiot to think it’s healthy for you.

As shared by a family member on Facebook.

  1. THIS IS NOT A SALAD. THE MIDWEST, I’M TALKING TO YOU
  2. Healthy?! Okay, so there’s fruit in it but look at the other stuff please
  3. CoolWhip is disgusting if you’re gonna make this use real whipped cream

I mean don’t get me wrong, a “salad” like this was pretty much at every family gathering known to man in my childhood. They are clearly desserts though and you’ve gotta be a terrible idiot to think it’s healthy for you.

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break-the-frozenheart:

tan-the-man:

camiekahle:

ageotropic:

youjustwaitandsee:

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Okay… That’s it… I think I’m going to set this as my alarm on my phone so I can feel like I’m waking up in heaven on a daily basis.

There’s just something about children’s choirs.

There’s just something about this song

Okay, let me tell you a thing about this song. My mother is a nurse in the NICU with small premature babies. and she had one baby that was born addicted to 5 different drugs. Needless to say, the poor baby had to suffer through intense withdrawals, and my mom discovered that this song was incredibly soothing for the baby while he went through all of his pain. She would play this during his rougher patches, and it would calm him down. So yes, there is something about this song. 

theinnocentgear asked
Ophidian offers Kestrel a week long vacation of just doing whatever anywhere in the world. Where does Kestrel decide they should go?

"Chicago!"

She’d basically shouted it through her mouthful of food, and definitely loud enough for everyone to hear. Everyone’s eyes turned towards her, there were scattered snickers and grumbles, and Kestrel tried her best to bury herself behind the condiments on the table. Thank goodness it was just the Dog House. If it was something fancy, like up by Ophidian’s place? Kestrel would have died.

But it was just the Dog House, and as soon as the eyes flicked to her, they flicked back. These hot dogs were greasy sons of bitches. Let them stand too long, and the plate goes clear. Kestrel slouched over her own plate, finishing the bite of questionable soy-meat before shaking her head.

"I mean, I’d love to go. Bug City! But my SIN would never be good enough to get me out of the country and back, and if you booked it under my real name, we’d have to behave."

Kestrel took pause there. “And I don’t even know your real name yet, anyway. Wouldn’t seem fair to give but not get, you know what I mean?”

What If Wednesday?!

Woah! Send me shit!

Preferably Shadowrun, Pathfinder, or IRL themed. I know most people don’t know my characters, so I can choose them if you’re not sure.

graddykins:

colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.

Except that this is bit sick seeing as the boy eats these chickens a couple weeks later. His mom shared it all. She breeds them for food. The hens are beautiful and adorable but the reasoning behind their affection for him isn’t. They trust and love and then they’re killed because people believe animals were made to be eaten….Jesus fuck.

I see nothing wrong with giving animals a good life, even if they’re destined for food. Would you rather they keep the chickens as pets and support battery hens and factory farmed chicken by eating those instead?

Because the world ain’t gonna go 100% vegan ever, I’m sorry.

(Source: hannahbowl)

theinnocentgear asked
What is a typical weekend (where she's not working, anyway) like for Mouse?

Mouse doesn’t really get a weekend so much. Back when her bar was still open (and not on fire), she would be at the bar for the weekend, preferring to bartend herself on the busiest days rather than have her second in command there.

She never liked seeing people up on jobs on the weekend because of this—it would detract from her legitimate business.

Mouse keeps a fairly private life with a few close friends, and she keeps a less private one that seems to revolve around work on one way or another. On her “days off” she can be found schmoozing it up with prospective Mr. Johnsons or spending time with some of her business-oriented contacts to keep them on good terms.

Of course, that’s been put on hold for a while until she’s well enough to leave Gold Sun’s care.

ohno-abear asked
I asked your wife butts butts butts butts butts. It is only fair that I ask you boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs, boobs boobs boobs.

theinnocentgear:

Yes.

What no fair.

Boobs are way better than butts.